What a deal!  The Parent Blogger Network asked me to review The Ultimate Tea Diet which is the newest, fastest, and simplest way to loose weight while ingesting bazillions of antioxidants. Even the dimmest of wits can understand the premise: drink tea.

Essentially, the idea of The Ultimate Tea Diet is to consume tea all day and night. Drink it hot. Drink it cold. Drink green tea. Drink black tea. Drink cheap tea. Drink expensive tea. It matters not. Just drink the hell out of tea.  The results are impressive.  If you drink gallons of tea each day, you will probably loose weight because you have no time to eat and all that tea actually does kill your appetite.

This diet is a dream come true for anyone with obsessive-compulsive tendencies. Fixate on tea and stop fixating on chips. Shop for the tea. Prepare the tea. Drink the tea. Buy flavored tea. Steep tea leaves until the cows come home.

Seriously, The Ultimate Tea Diet authors seem to mean well and what’s wrong with drinking some tea? As far as a diet, it reminds me of when my friends’ mother went on a cheese and pickle diet and lost 40 pounds in two months. For 60 days she solely ate small cubes of cheddar cheese and dill pickles. The Ultimate Tea Diet is a fad, but it sounds like a fun one that I’ll probably try!

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Now, read the latest installment of Shelly's adventure which starts below.

Comments

[hokgardner]

Wow! I never realized that when I gave up coffee and switched to tea I'd be losing weight too! Double bonus.

[Value wIT]

But, Heather, if you lost any weight you would be a Brazilian supermodel and in danger of hospitalization.

[Vicky]

I'm drinking my tea right now! Macha latte or something freaky like that. It's green tea. I think. This review is making me cranky. Can't I just eat a chocolate covered biscuit?

[tootsie]

I once ate only my grandmother's famous chocolate cookies for a month - lost 10 lbs. No lie. Hmmmm...chocolate cookie or tea???

[Value wIT]

Get outta here! Your grandmother owns Grandma's Famous Cookies?

[pillow princess]

i switched from wine to tea at night for the last two nights. will let you know if i lose any lbs. that is the object of this exercise, or lack thereof!

[Value wIT]

Personally, I've switched to methamphetamines and the calories are negligible, plus I'm getting a ton more exercise. The weight seems to be falling off. Soon I'll be a size -3.